If you’re having some trouble understanding me, don’t worry! This glossary of common Dickisms (Dictionary imo) should help you figure out what I’m saying:
Word/Phrase |
Meaning |
Example |
| meow | Now | I need you here right meow. |
| meow… (or meow!) | Feeling of discontent | I lost another e-cig. meow… |
| popsicle | Article | Did you see the popsicle I wrote yesterday? |
| grate | Great | Yes I did and that article was grate! |
| sank you | Thank you | Why sank you |
| herro | Hello | Why herro there! |
| tho | Signifies a counter argument or a superior example. | You: “I love Justin Bieber” Me: “Zac Effron tho” |
| imo | Proceeds an opinion, a fact, or a dickism. Proposed dickisms may also be fair game. | Opinion – Deadlifts aren’t that grate imo.
Fact – Yeah, protein has 4 calories per gram imo.
Dickism – You: “Hey Dick, did you finish your article? Me: “Popsicle imo.”
Double Proposed Dickism – Dick: “Did you bring the silverware?” Ali: “Civil war imo.” Dick: “Shovel whore imo.” |
| lettuce beef air | Let us be fair | Lettuce beef air the Saints are grate |
| whore moan | Hormone | Leptin is the main whore moan driving your body’s settling point |
| ty | Thank you | ty imo |
| tea why | ty | tea why |
| nty | No thank you | nty |
| an tea why | nty | cardio? an tea why |
| here | hear | Can u here me meow imo? |
| right | write | I have to right a popsicle. |
| cloud | Phone, computer, book, website or anything that relates to technology. Might also be an actual cloud. | Ya I just programmed a cloud yesterday… wait sec I gotta turn off my cloud I can’t here you. |
| ovary acting | Overreacting | sank you for not ovary acting |
| goober | You. Because you’re a goober. | Omg you’re such a goober |
| Im drunk tho | Really means tho. It’s an autocorrect after Dick’s goober sister messed with his cloud. | Dick Test 1: “Yeah I’m ok Im drunk tho”
Dick Text 2: “Grrr I mean I’m ok tho” |